Random Songbird @FromtheAbyss@mspsocial.net

So on this quarantine I think I want to attempt to teach myself a Birmingham accent. A real one, not that one that Peaky Blinders attempts.

The fun part is finding enough videos of people actually from Birmingham to watch.

The Beatles, sitting around a table

John: Guys come on, we gotta write a new song. Ideas?
Paul: I just met this amazing girl...
Ringo: Aw dude, my girl just left me and I'm fuckin SAD about it.
George: Dude I'm on so many drugs right now, your tie is fucking talking to me, man.
John: Sounds groovy, we'll put it all in!

i'd probably never attend an orgy, but it would be nice to get an invite

Pizza and YouTube ^_^

“The Onion but for specific professions/subcultures” is the best form of humor tbh

Homophobic slur spelled out; positive message

fuck, there's just too many shows

Someday I'll trip on something that is on my floor that does not belong there, and break a bone. It's just a matter of time.

Reading about isolation tips to keep your spirits up like "Set a routine! Get dressed every day! Keep to your bedtime!" and nodding in agreement whilst sat in my bed surrounded by my clutter and rubbish pile like a particularly disgusting dragon.

"Watching the media has convinced me that my neighbors are all sociopaths and suckers."

... Have you tried talking to your neighbors though?

Is anyone else creeped out by those security cameras where you can see what’s going on in your home via an app? I mean, what if you don’t want your spouse knowing every move you make, or you’re a kid who doesn’t want mom to know you played hooky? You can’t have any secrets.

So I use a screen reader, and I thought you might like to know that it says that as cora navuris, like avarice with an N, and it’s funny. I consciously remind myself to say it properly in public, as that’s what it is in my own mind. That’s what happens when you come across it a zillion times a day online. Idk, just figured I’d share that in the name of levity.

There’s an old sore on my foot. Every now and then it bursts open and starts absolutely gushing blood for no reason. This is annoying because it isn’t painful, which means this paintbrush of mine could be dripping crimson all over the floor for some time before I even realize.

I usually pass this around on today’s date, so here it is. It’s very cute. Note that the sound doesn’t start until about 45 seconds in.

https://youtu.be/iUpLuJAK1GU

Well, last night we had a summons from our good friend the fire alarm. There’ve been too many false ones that I didn’t bother going down. Got ready just in case but decided to stay put unless there was smoke or anything. That’ll really shake you up and get the adrenaline going.