Sure, sex is great. But have you ever tried going down the list of all your online accounts and deleting/closing them one by one?

Remembering when a bunch of wealthy moderate white dudes attacked me for being upset that Walz beat Murphy.

Fun times. Fun times.

So, press conference, huh?

The Void feels a little less empty when you're screaming endlessly into it.

Rejoice! It's outdoor clothesline season!

One day we'll all go back to having face-to-face meetings and the real culture shock will hit as it dawns that people will once more be able to smell what's in our "water" bottles.

I've left my yard twice in 6 weeks, I'm hopped up on all of my meds, and I got two hours of sleep. If I can get through tonight's zoning circus NIMBYfest without telling someone to commit anatomical impossibilities, I deserve a Nobel Peace Prize.

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Trying to chose a CSA last-minute. We used to get a few years ago, but they've since closed as far as I can tell. Anyone in the Twin Cities have a favorite? Especially with a St. Paul drop-off site?

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The estimate is that each child spends about 2.5 hours a day doing work. Which sounds great except that because of *gestures at everything*, 30 second instructional videos on proprietary apps are taking 6-7 MINUTES TO FUCKING LOAD.

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Support teachers, it's a tough time, etc. etc. but hold FUCK you guys, what are you doing?! Why does my 8 year old now have a pseudo-Gmail account but MUST access it through Safari on one single device and without any way to set up notifications or forward mail to an adult? Are you KIDDING ME???

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I feel like this whole distance learning thing might be easier for EVERYONE involved if SPPS teachers/schools/whoever's making these decisions weren't constantly switching us between a dozen different apps and notification systems for no clear reason. I shouldn't have to check six different websites and multiple email accounts to find out of there's an assignment a kindergartner who can barely spell let along remember passwords needs to do.

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any bigger luke theorist worth their salt knows that the existence of two separate luke skywalkers is proven by luke prime slaying bigger luke at dagobah. we saw bigger luke's face clear as day

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Nothing snaps you out of anxieties about the world and reminds you that life goes on like a child telling you they peed on the floor.

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