David Cook @divergentdave@mspsocial.net

MMA, but The Octagon is an A.T. Field

when life gives you leftover buttermilk, you make buttermilk pancakes

New gender just dropped https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/ncpbks/male_viera_confirmed/ (female Hrothgar is on the backlog for post-6.0)

This... had better production value in my memory of it https://youtu.be/JL3D5o4C6nE

I don't usually get takeout, but when I do, the SMS confirmation never comes

Rejected dating profiles: "just a two headed boy, looking for a woman to feed me tomatoes and radio wire"

Ah, I see my pre-work travel procrastination is still in effect

The main thing the chocolate bird promotion has taught me is how hard it is to buy Butterfingers

As a general rule, people should probably be listening to Robyn more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNrtGhjc7XA

Cranraisins

Once again my compost bin has disappeared from the alley, and I do not know why

Replacing all the maps with touchscreen directories was a decision that did not age well, as now those are shut down. They direct you to install a smartphone app instead.

I'm here to report that, unsurprisingly, the MOA has gotten bleaker over the last year

Today I'm celebrating that I finally got people to admit that some warranty requirements came from a verbal conversation and not, say, an executed contract

RiverLake Greenway: barely a greenway

A year of FOMO has sprouted into these irrational desires:
* Do a puzzle hunt right now
* Go to Festival of Nations
* Whatever the next event is at International Market Square

New synonyms for a capella and instrumental just dropped

We used to have Tim Apple and Jim Eagle, now we have no apple, no eagle

Vaccine rumspringa: haircut edition