earthtopus @earthtopus@mspsocial.net

"Objectives qua pangram: flex, eschew gadzookery" (40)

Borat voice my wives

*me whispering to date when Grond comes on screen* that's grond

current contents of brain: "one must imagine Sisyphus horny"

also there was a crow pecking at a piece of pizza on the front lawn this morning too!

There is an access point into the building near a plumbing vent that allows chipmunks such as this one access to the inside of the building

Vermont's is 100% accurate; I can only assume the same is true for everyone else cc: @wintersonata

all right, we somehow did it: we have a collection of seventy sentences each (describing and also usually spoilering) each of the seventy episodes of Agatha Christie's Poirot. They average fifty alphabetic characters apiece precisely, the sets of each sentence's initial characters and each sentence's final characters are themselves pangrammatic, and each individual word of the collection, of which there are precisely 600, is a hapax legomenon.

So many syntax and hyphenation crimes

"Four ships of the Royal Navy have borne the name HMS Cockchafer"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Cockchafer

once in 2006 I got a copy of my X-rays

it's weird how much this predates my current internet life, but between 2002-~2010 this arm came out over a dozen times, usually as a result of basketball-related injuries. I threw away my slings a few years ago. Guess I'll call the orthopedist now that I'm not working a retail job where I couldn't take the time for the surgery

Two hours in the ER for one (very nice) physician's assistant to spent fifteen seconds finessing my arm back into place like it's a clicky pen and back home. Some Sunday afternoon!

arm: *is fine-ish for a decade*
also arm: *dislocates while I am stretching*

OPEN ALL THE WINDOWS

45 and sunny and hell year I'm taking a stroll in a light jacket

the cat can have little a claw on my arm as I type, as a treat

I wonder what the earliest I could realistically go to sleep is

He does not mind such treatments

He ain't heavy, he's my brother

today's word of the day today is "nutation". Today. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutation