earthtopus @earthtopus@mspsocial.net

everyday carry status:

-keys
-wallet
-acorns
-phone
-handkerchief
-pens
-vial of googly eyes

"Objectives qua pangram: flex, eschew gadzookery" (40)

Borat voice my wives

*me whispering to date when Grond comes on screen* that's grond

huh, the city sent us some ballots. Is there an election this year or something?

probably just normal behavior that this nine year-old computer periodically abruptly switches itself off when disocnnecting the charger

ice, bourbon, pineapple juice, seltzer to fill

This is fine

"A verb walks into a bar, sees an attractive noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines."

https://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=48541

I did jist come up with the sentence "if you think it would only become a sandwich if you stuck a piece of bread on the top, it's pretty far along the path to sandwichdom already"

must be a boring Monday lunch, as the epistemologist and I are discussing What Makes a Sandwich (today's points of conversation: open-facedness and the hot dog-sausage sandwich continuum)

Happy "do you remember" day!

TIL "cowered" and "coward" are etymologically unrelated https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/coward#English

This is fine

forty-six out this morning. Ah, these last days of summer

stretching is very important

prestigious school too - I'm administrating at an Ivy League level

too good at my job: prof wants me to print out another university's course materials, I notice a mistake in their uploading and get in touch directly so they can correct it

cc: @t54r4n1 https://hackaday.com/2020/09/10/the-o-bahn-busway-obscure-transit-for-the-masses/

"My postillion has been struck by lightning." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_postillion_has_been_struck_by_lightning