earthtopus @earthtopus@mspsocial.net

found the perfect box to keep my posts in

everyday carry status:

-keys
-wallet
-acorns
-phone
-handkerchief
-pens
-vial of googly eyes

"Objectives qua pangram: flex, eschew gadzookery" (40)

Borat voice my wives

*me whispering to date when Grond comes on screen* that's grond

Portrait of the poster as a young squirrel feeder

"Do they force us to occupy the place of the addressee only to undergo our own self-diremption through the gaze?"

#amediting

finally almost functionally awake now at the time I could have been thinking about bed

I just took a dumbnap so deep that I started trying to get ready for work when I woke up

snail telegraph https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasilalinic-sympathetic_compass

heroically changing out of pajamas and into pants to go buy some beer from the corner store

mmm, a third sip of tea

being back at the office means I'm currently having my 9 am cup of tea right on schedule here at 11:30.

Oh shit I forgot to pour it out of the pot

additional thought: "many Julies and Augusts" is an ambiguous statement, out of context. #gloop

current contents of brain: the aural equivalent of "right in front on one's eyes" is "right alongside one's ears"

lot of people making the Coward's Choice :3 (although tbh I do the same thing in many other circumstances, including *thinks* "rooftops" to avoid roofs/rooves)

what's the plural of July?

All is forgiven

so sleepy I'm fading

oh and also two pizzas

today I got, entirely independently of each other new furnace, a stimulus check, an ounce, and a union card to sign

hot dog, we have heat

The cat is discomfited by the furnace work under the floor

I had forgotten there was a seven o'clock in the morning