earthtopus @earthtopus@mspsocial.net

I guess my tip for childcare is make sure to stay faintly au courant with Estonian and Finnish morphophonology, I think that's definitely advice that generalizes

found the perfect box to keep my posts in

"Objectives qua pangram: flex, eschew gadzookery" (40)

Borat voice my wives

*me whispering to date when Grond comes on screen* that's grond

Whoopsy there it goes

People were still doing wordle?

Out of bed and dressed with a whole two and a hal hours of daylight left

Fortunately I had my junior daycare assistant with me

And that's on top of both of yesterday's naps

Yesterday was Get Woken Up By a Surprise Daycare Closing, which went pretty well, all things considered, but then I slept 1am-1pm in response

You will certainly not regret

30 to 40 oil-cured olives an easy weeknight dinner

Ahahahahahahahahahaha #NFL

Our somewhat baby proofed Xmas tree

I went to bed early and missed; I haven't been up this whole time.

The cat is openly mournful I am awake and/or there is a rabbit or skunk or another cat outside

@brennen @kukkurovaca

Too lazy to thread it properly @brennen @kukkurovaca

Our tree stand is appalled that it's 50 and rainy out

the cat is grooming my left wrist and so in order to fully display him my contempt I am taking his own saliva and rubbing it well into his shoulder blades until he learns his lesson

What a stoked baby

one odd side effect of my having covid is that I have stopped consuming caffeine (I forgot all my oolongs at work, and all coffee now smells like ash)

Loch Ness is Scottish for "Lake Nose"