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everyday carry status:

-keys
-wallet
-acorns
-phone
-handkerchief
-pens
-vial of googly eyes

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"Objectives qua pangram: flex, eschew gadzookery" (40)

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*me whispering to date when Grond comes on screen* that's grond

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huh, the city sent us some ballots. Is there an election this year or something?

probably just normal behavior that this nine year-old computer periodically abruptly switches itself off when disocnnecting the charger

alc 

ice, bourbon, pineapple juice, seltzer to fill

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"A verb walks into a bar, sees an attractive noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines."

languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/

I did jist come up with the sentence "if you think it would only become a sandwich if you stuck a piece of bread on the top, it's pretty far along the path to sandwichdom already"

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must be a boring Monday lunch, as the epistemologist and I are discussing What Makes a Sandwich (today's points of conversation: open-facedness and the hot dog-sausage sandwich continuum)

forty-six out this morning. Ah, these last days of summer

work 

prestigious school too - I'm administrating at an Ivy League level

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too good at my job: prof wants me to print out another university's course materials, I notice a mistake in their uploading and get in touch directly so they can correct it

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A community centered on the Twin Cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul, Minnesota, and their surrounding region. Predominantly queer with a focus on urban and social justice issues.