Tired: bathrooms segregated into two groups: Men's and Women's
Wired: gender-neutral bathrooms
Inspired: bathrooms segregated into two groups: People who Leave the Bathroom in a Clean Usable State, and People Who Don't.
@error_1202 we have two gender-neutral bathrooms on my floor, and one of them has sort of tacitly become The Bathroom For When You Know You're Going to Take a While
@Pixley I don't even mind that! This toot was inspired by using the gender-neutral bathroom at my uni where just...all the stalls are unusable in different ways: clogged, covered in questionable substances, toilet seat is broken or has somehow disappeared?
Like I didn't realize I was asking a lot to have those things not happen.
@error_1202 turns out people of all genders and no genders can be gross weirdos in the bathroom (the toilet seat disappeared??????)
@error_1202 YES PLEASE
@error_1202 Possibly Venn Diagram Bathrooms
People who Chat in Bathrooms
People who leave bathrooms in a Clean Usable State
The intersection Bathroom
And the out-set bathroom (out-house!)
@error_1202 practical philosophy
@error_1202 stuck in low ELO bathroom hell
@error_1202 that's just men and women again
@error_1202 I have suggested in the past that my supervillain origin story will be one bathroom vandalism/mess/mysterious-foulness too many. "Do you wish to be sent to remedial preschool, again? No? Then kindly Wash! Your! Hands!"
@error_1202 I've seen "people who will sit down" vs. "people who won't sit down" suggested (as an improvement on "everyone") for broadly similar reasons
@error_1202 Honestly, there should be a national database of bathroom cleanliness offenders. If we're going to go full police and surveillance state anyway, start with what matters!
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