I've been buying men's deodorant for a while, mostly the scents are better but this one amuses me because it's called Quantum but the smell is the same one that gets called "baby powder" when it's being sold to women.
@error_1202 paging the Unnecessarily Gendered Products tumblr...
Don't leave us hangin', Friend. Tell us whether it smells more like a Quantum or more like powdered baby!!
@xenophora maybe baby powder is made of Quantum!
[puffs on imaginary spliff]
@error_1202 QUANTUM BABY
@error_1202 After which my mind first went to:
- Jenny Quantum from The Authority (...and then I remembered about Warren Ellis gdi)
- The Star Child from 2001: A Space Odyssey
@rhiannonrevolts omg the Star Child is definitely QUANTUM BABY
@rhiannonrevolts (also yeah gdi)
@error_1202 I wish women's scents wouldn't be afraid of like amber, patchouli, and sage
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