@seafrog pickle juice is Medieval sports drink. This is not a shitpost. At our local Renaissance festival we have a pickle man who roams around the fest pushing a wheelbarrow full of pickles and picklejuice. The brine replaces salts on a hot day. Roman soldiers drank vinegar for the same reason.
@InternetEh @ewankeep ok im climbing into th pickle barrow
@InternetEh @seafrog @ewankeep "me-flavored water, taste my knees"
@webweaver @InternetEh @ewankeep i am become the pickle soup
@ewankeep @seafrog also: switchel! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switchel
@ItsTheManOnTheMoon @ewankeep aw hell yeah this is cool!!
@ewankeep aw hell yeah i knew i liked it for a reason!!! i'm clearly just a reincarnated sword lesbian