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I just walked past an allotment and learnt what brussels sprouts look like when they're growing, at age 27. I don't know what I expected them to look like but this has shaken me to my core

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Fuck, y'all. My bike was stolen out of my garage last night. Please be on the lookout for a Green Surly Krampus, I think when they realize how much I've customized it they may ditch it someplace.

Alc 

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@kukkurovaca @firewally I guess what I'm saying is if he got 45% of the vote as a dying septuagenarian double felon, there may have been more to his appeal than his facility with Maxis games

Killing Eve S2 spoilers 

Also, everyone check out my new tiny travel guitar! It was a gift from my spouse, who is the best

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2020 is the year we fill out comment cards at restaurants and tell them to add the price of employee healthcare into their menu items like grownup business owners instead of tacking it on as a percentage at the end like crabby little infants.

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USPol, Dems, Dumb Speculation 

Bookmarking this Neptunes playlist for my next trip to Virginia Beach. Fuckin' wild how many huge bangers Pharrell had a hand in: open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9

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Went to the First Avenue exhibit at the MN History Center - it was a little cheesy but fascinating and chock full of cool shit. The little wall at the end full of everyone’s First Ave memories was a nice touch

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