PROGRAMMER TIP: When running a query that process over a million rows of data, quietly say the programmer's prayer - "Hold on to your butts" - before hitting the execute button

@firewally It helps to have a cigarette dangling from your mouth

@W10x12_UNO I knew I was missing something, this query will surely give the right answer now!

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