Because I am a goddamn adult, I'm spending my Thursday evening watching Muppet Treasure Island with my wife

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Road trip tunes 

Road trip tunes 

Yes hello my water bottle squirted me in the eye despite my glasses can I go home now

Rodents, rats, eye contact 

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America in One Room, immigration 

Hoo boy we have reached the itchy af phase of tattoo healing 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Work, capitalist bs, caps lock, profanity 

Work, profanity 

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Fediverse surveillance instance: Fedichive 

Work, selfie with eye contact 

Mnpol, cars 

Mh (-), work 

It is a copious amounts of espresso and Hamilton kind of morning folks

Yes hello I have done at least half a work and it is rainy and I'm sleepy can I go home and nap now? :blobcomfy:

Hello friends I am feeling v happy this Monday. I had a wonderful date yesterday and even got good night kissss! :blobmelt: :heart_pan:

I hope everyone's week is off to a good start!

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