your ass is grass and i'm opposed to lawns on an ecological basis

stop what you're doing RIGHT. NOW. look at this pollen-covered honey bee what a dumbass. she has so much food on her! she has successfully harvested so MUCH!!! I LOVE HER!!!!

Rats, eye contact Show more

Tom Hiddleston Makes You Breakfast and Reminds You to Take Your Meds [ASMR]

selfie, eye contact Show more

*scrolls through masto*
*notices all the mspsocial selfies*
*cue mic feedback* attention. Y'all a bunch of cuties :gayduck: :blobaww:

I was taught never to make a fuss and instead give everyone except myself the benefit of the doubt.

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Ppl don’t just get trafficked for sex y’all. They get trafficked to clean white ppls houses and nanny their kids, they get trafficked to work in big agro, they get trafficked into fast food factories and shoe sweatshops. Somehow sex work is the ONLY one of these industries folx constantly link to trafficking. No ones calling for the hyper criminalization of Au Pairs, Cleaning Workers, or Farmers. It’s curious🤔

Man I just decided to re-read my birbsite bio, in which I wrote that one of the things I love is "chasing the horizons of my understanding" and goddamn was 2016 Catherine so much more a wordsmith than current Catherine. Good job, past me, you go.

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Gender feels, brain dump Show more

Gender feels, brain dump Show more

Gender feels, brain dump Show more

Gender feels, brain dump Show more

saying “bless you” to cats when they sneeze boost if you agree

Health, personal, long Show more

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A community centered on the Twin Cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul, Minnesota, and their surrounding region.

An alternative to social networks that connected people in the region that have either died away or driven people off with unethical or anti-social policies.

MSP Social is a noncommercial community service, hosted and administered by @lawremipsum. Users should not feel obligated to contribute financially to the project. But contributions to defray server costs and/or for possible future expansion are welcome at Patreon, Liberapay or via PayPal to lawremipsum at gmail.

We financially support local community-oriented organizations. Currently, we support WedgeLive, Streets MN, Grease Rag and The MN Tool Library. Future support of community-oriented organizations will be determined by accountholders, donors and the admin, and is likely to be focused on groups that advance the values of the donors and encourage underrepresented voices in community and urban planning spheres.

Recurring contributors: @hfrazey,, @Jennybellium, @densetsu, @iangreenleaf, @britvulcan, @joeld, @yeahno, @paulference, @billmk, @brandon, @benjotron, @june @wafflesoup and anonymous.

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