Something Stinks: The hfrazey Story
I think there might be a dead bird in the wood stove but once again I'm too scared to check
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joke's on them because climate change
Teen #2 is trying (unsuccessfully) to diagnose me with an illness that causes me to smell things that aren't there
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teen #2 is going to spend their golden years in a mad Max hellscape
@gooby this is probably true. Right now I am explaining how bad rotting potatoes smell and advising her to NEVER misplace a bag of potatoes, so at least she'll know better than to keep potatoes in her bomb shelter/survival cave
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thank you for your service. the teens are our future
@gooby yeah mine eat a lot of tide pods but I think they'll survive to the apocalypse
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gotta build up that stomach lining
@hfrazey one of my migraine auras is cigarette smoke smell. Don't tell Teen #2
the teens are unsympathetic to my plight 😔