My hair is turning gray really fast. I feel like I'm either going to need to start coloring it or quit my job so I can walk endlessly on the beach wearing taupe linen
@brennen my best hope is for an ad for hormone replacement to choose me as their model
@hfrazey and from the looks of that picture, speak on your hidden transmitter to your alien hive mind
@007 "Yes, I am receiving you loud and clear, nobody suspects a thing"
and since coloring is expensive and a hassle...well...taupe linen, here I come!
@hfrazey I've always looked forward to the side-by-side outdoor bathtubs that they always have in erectile dysfunction pharmaceutical ads, tbqh.
@yeahno that must be why straight grey-haired women are always walking on the beach, they're waiting for their male partners to get the bathtubs filled and get it up
@hfrazey I vote #2
@hfrazey I’ve been silver-gray since 35ish and here I am in scrappy (not linen) jams and long johns and socks, lying in bed in an ass-backwards rural town. It’s pouring rain, and my windshield is cracked.
Point? Um... hm. I’m too lazy to dye my hair? 🤔 No, that’s not it.
@hfrazey PS I just noticed the white pants. Who wear white pants to the beach? (Who wears white pants EVER?!?)
@hfrazey @Fritillaria2 white pants is the freedom of menopause innit?
@hfrazey @Fritillaria2 or I guess the protagonists of tampon ads.
@mcmoots @Fritillaria2 yes this is it
@hfrazey i mean i've heard worse retirement plans.