§ @lawremipsum@mspsocial.net

Thanks to the generous contributions of two patrons ( http://patreon.com/MSPSocial ), my admin contributions have been freed up to pursue my next goal: contributing to (current and potential) organizations that are building community in the region.

As of March 1, MSP Social is now supporting @WedgeLIVE and Neighbors for More Neighbors (n4mn)!

For users of mspsocial.net — here is the MSPSocial Patreon link: https://www.patreon.com/mspsocial

Do not feel like you are under any obligation to contribute! You're welcome here whether or not you choose to support financially... In fact, posting and hanging out here is the best form of support. But anyone who can afford and wants to support this community effort through more than their presence is welcome to do so.

It could grow into something more, but it doesn't have to!

TFW someone is making you (into) eggplant parmesan

https://youtu.be/GUd9mMh2ZDY

🤖🤖

'st'd'

Undertale run now!!

http://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick

Wake up Mastodon I crave content

Sublime.

This ad? This ad.

I'm texting Romeo's owner now. She got an appointment to get him fixed!

Humane society won't let me pre-pay, though, so I literally have to give her cash. Suboptimal, but we're pals now so I'm going to just fucking do it.

Howie Mandrill

OH: Deputy Commissioner of Commerce complaining about one of my bosses 😅

Today on https://streets.mn, I, a landowner for ten years, am a "long-time renter"

The standard includes a configurable setting for how rapidly to call rand(). Implementers get to decide how homeopathic they want to go. Once a minute? Once a week? Once a decade?

[Immediately starts researching trademark filing cost]

Calculate and append the result of rand(1) to a distributed ledger to participate. Certifications for compliance with the Homeopathic Blockchain™ standard, which include the right to use the Homeopathic Blockchain™ logo on packaging and marketing materials starts at $1,000,000.

Idea: Homeopathic blockchain

My bus is rull empty 👻

I actually trust her enough to neither be alarmed or upset about this, by itself. She has expert and considerate claw control. But I decided to move my face anyway in case something exogenous startled her.