Haha love suggestions to make Mastodon "more sticky" and to "help it grow."
Wait, not love, what's the word... Loathe.
@lawremipsum there is an admin around here that is LITERALLY MADE OF GOO
we don't need mastodon made any more sticky thankyouverymuch
@lawremipsum More sticky? Have we tried leaving it in the little gap between the stove and the kitchen counter for 3 months
@bstacey "I came up with a way to make this place more like a bar bathroom floor!"
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