Lewd, genitals 

So yeah, I wasn't going to say anything but every time I see the word gridlock in the news now my brain reads it as "girldick."

COMMUTERS LATE TO WORK BECAUSE OF ALL THE GIRLDICK

GIRLDICK PREVENTS SENATE FROM GETTING ANY WORK DONE FOR THE FIFTEENTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR

Lewd, genitals 

EPIC GIRLDICK: THE CAUSE OF, AND SOLUTION TO, ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS

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Lewd, genitals, uspol 

With Biden soon to lock down the presidency, but Dems potentially failing to secure control of the senate, gird yourselves for at least two years of federal girldick

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Lewd, genitals, uspol 

incidentally, two years is about how long it takes, barring any other obstacles, to get past the gatekeepers and wait for a surgeon to free you from unwanted girldick.

Lewd, genitals implied, mnpol 

I think we all know what's coming...

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@lawremipsum I want you to know that thanks to this thread I cannot unsee this now and I'm not sure if I love it or hate it

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@equals_w_equals same, so my apologies

Lewd, genitals implied, mnpol 

@lawremipsum I think we need a bot that scans headlines and posts occurrences of “gridlock”. No particular reason.

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