§ @lawremipsum@mspsocial.net

Amazing sunset thx

Tfw someone has delicious butter on their fingers

Meanwhile, on Zillow

This new bike shop is a smol precious bean whom must be protected.

@hfrazey I stole this joke and made it my own

#no

Someone please please study these people and explain them to me.

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh water-bottle fhtagn—"

Xcel wants me to know how much wind energy I bought last year. My energy is 100% wind.

I've always heard of things falling off the truck, but I never thought it would happen to me!

(Amazon's delivery service is the worst delivery service on Earth—EVERY TIME they try to deliver me something they fuck it up.)

Zelda is a precious being

Had to get em

Hey HealthPartners

OMFG look at Cat Toad

I feel like I need to buy this and give it away to someone on Mastodon.

I can't see the bottom of this screen on mobile on one account, but I can on my main. I guess it's because the one account is locked, which adds the "Follow Requests" button, but no scrollbar?

The consequence is there's no way to log out without loading the desktop version of the page...

@sporks
cc: @jake

It is necessary for me to be exactly here, to to deliver this supportive snug to Zelda, so I'm afraid putting on a shirt for this picture is out of the question.

Drunk octopodes want to... hold your purse?