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Am I using tabletop simulator right

"There's a new Pleroma instance"
[checks public timeline]

people are in a mood

[internally]

Can I get in the mood to host Jackbox in 30 minutes?

The margin of toxic masculinity

Cute slep

I took this much basil off the plant and you can't even tell that I touched it.

"See you later hun, I'm just going to go 'prune the basil'!" [is never seen again]

Left: almost lentil soup
Right: soon-to-be tomato sauce

im gay

Enjoy: kitty belly

Someone else says it better:

I don't know what's up with this junk ad but I have very slightly improved it and now it is good life advice and a description of my ideal tax policy

I took a picture of this with my phone

Come to the SoPHI electric car parking in the next twenty minutes for an ass kicking.

(Eye contact)

Four different species of bird at Powderhorn lake: mallard, wood duck, , and seagull

In April, I got this 25# bag of flour, which has a recipe for a "small batch" of buttermilk rolls that produces almost 10 pounds of dough.

This month, meet my 102 oz. can of tomatoes, because I need to make some more pasta sauce.

#bulklife

There is no box this cat cannot cat upon.

(Image descriptions: three angles of Zelda cat on a three foot tall box)

Mfw when baby gender