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When someone starts trying to talk to me about uspol

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Hey how you doin little mama,
let me whisper in your ear.
Tell you something that you might
like to hear.
When I whisper these words,
you’ll never forgetti:
[slaps car] this bad boy can hold
so much spaghetti

@earthtopus @Chelseaknits @hfrazey it'd be nice if accessibility were a higher priority of the main dev but we need a Mastodon phonebook more I guess.

@GinnyMcQueen that may explain some of its haunted behavior... I should see if I can make it more comfortable.

On the end table, I've got some DVDs (Red Dwarf, Steins;Gate, Shin Godzilla), a microphone arm, a utility knife, a tablet (depleted battery), a box for a USB video capture dongle, a microSD adapter, zip ties (about 50, white), 2 pencils, a 115v USB transformer, a lamp, and misc other plastic trash I'm definitely going to throw away right now. Next to the end table are my DDR pads.

I'm going to do something wild & show you something private: what's accumulated on my coffee table and end table when I don't have company coming over.

Let's see... On the coffee table there's a laptop, a staple gun and Staples, a pink tape measure, a screwdriver, Allen wrenches, two water glasses, an SLR camera, a pill case, two barrettes, circular :knitting: needles, half a granola bar, scissors, pliers, a watch, lip balm, two remotes, a 360 controller, bike parts, a pill case, and kleenex.

@earthtopus @hfrazey I'm gonna figure out how to make emoji 15% bigger someday ....

@philthethrill Way better than Cesar Doesn't Call Often Enough

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@thraeryn That would be amazing and in fact I think it should be mandatory. Privileges for Tims only.

Instance idea: instead of a federated timeline, it has a federated Timline, and it just is a feed of Tiny Tim song lyrics

Sorry it took me so long to get around to making these, @frizzy_ky and @hfrazey !

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MSP Social.net

A community centered on the Twin Cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul, Minnesota, and their surrounding region.

An alternative to social networks that connected people in the region that have either died away or driven people off with unethical or anti-social policies.

MSP Social is a noncommercial community service, hosted and administered by @lawremipsum. Users should not feel obligated to contribute financially to the project. But contributions to defray server costs and/or for possible future expansion are welcome at Patreon, Liberapay or via PayPal to lawremipsum at gmail.

We financially support local community-oriented organizations. Currently, we support WedgeLive and Neighbors for More Neighbors. Future support of community-oriented organizations will be determined by accountholders, donors and the admin, and is likely to be focused on groups that advance the values of the donors and encourage underrepresented voices in community and urban planning spheres.

Recurring contributors: @hfrazey, @brennen@mastodon.social, @Jennybellium, @densetsu, @iangreenleaf, @britvulcan, @joeld, @yeahno, @paulference, @billmk, @brandon, @benjotron, and anonymous.

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