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put your pronouns in your email signature or I shall put my foot nouns in your ass signature

Will I soon be the sort of employee that files a grievance with the union? We shall soon see.

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it's funny when people act like blocking makes you a baby who cant handle disagreement. actually i'm an adult with limited time on this earth and i'm not gonna waste it reading the useless opinions of rude idiots

Tim Rogers does a video ostensibly about the next Animal Crossing game but it is full of gems like "[Animal Crossing] teaches kids to hate landlords," and "the easiest way to get rich is to fall out of another rich person."

kotaku.com/if-anybody-gives-an

Me: "That's a good toot!"
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Once again, I'm wishing for a non-gendered honorific to denote respect.

"No sir, Mr President"
"Yes ma'am, you're correct"
"Thank you, ______, for your time"

What about enby officials? How to address them in those situations?

:dont_at_me: with facetious answers

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uspol 

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persona gets a lot of things wrong but the part where you take exactly one action and the time shifts from "afternoon" to "evening" rings incredibly true.

Doing my taxes. Time to go pull up my MSP Social accounting so Carol Becker can't accuse me of not paying taxes on patreon income! cc: @WedgeLIVE

(Yes, the MSP Social finances are maintained entirely separately from my own and the balance of donations from the many kind and warm and brilliant and generous donors all belong to the instance, not to me.)

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@lawremipsum [all of his friends show up to say he's never elbowed anyone in the gut when they were around]

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