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There seems to be literally no way to get the wifi registration screen to come up, because it thinks it is already connected and therefore demands that I install an update through the network I am not registered to use.


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Nintendo you absolute pieces of shit.

[Tries to connect to internet]
"You need to click okay on the registration page"
[Clicks next]
"A system update is required to proceed."


Medical update 

Recovery wins:

• good score on the inspirometer
• had a walk
• farting like a champ

Medical (implied gross) 

I just realized I'm lying on a giant puppy pad

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highly recommend getting a catsitter because this means you get cat pictures texted to you, of your own cat

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what's good to see/do in Toronto? My first ever passport is on the way and my Canadian and I are planning an epic road trip!

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I am envaginated. Also I have my phone so fucking LOOK OUT

Hi it's @t54r4n1 ! Christa's shitposts will be screened for quality :high_quality: for now. She's doing great!!! :awoo:

The plan is to ride a scooter to check in for surgery, like you do.

I'm in a hotel bed in Rochester. See you in a few hours!

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And this, kids, is why blocking alt-right-tolerating instances and moderating alt-right bullshit on sight is necessary:

tl;dr the playbook is:
1. create an account reposting popular conservative content
2. every once in a while drop-in a far-right meme, take it down after backlash (this measures the temperature)
3. once the follower numbers and temperature are right, go all-in on far-right stuff (and get banned, but also redpill a bunch of normies)
4. rinse, repeat.

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Evelyn had to get in the chair before someone could sit in it but she fucked it up

grs countdown: 1 day 

Prepping my body. Took my nail polish off.

Later, elaborate cleansing. No jewelry. Ritual-like, to appease the surgery gods.

Trying to tidy the place a little, do dishes, clean some surfaces, vacuum. While I can.

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