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I skipped over Maiden and Mother, and transitioned directly to Crone

Achievement unlocked: Overalls Tran(tm)

(selfie with eye contact)

kinda uspol, kinda shittoot 

I was scanning :birdsite: and saw the hashtag for # OperationGridlock but my brain initially parsed it as and I want to move to the alternate timeline where transfems are trending today

tfw you are cool, tall, vulnerable, and luscious

(selfie with brand-new quarantine bangs and oblique eye contact)

Watched the Matrix last night, for the first time since transitioning.

I know this is probably not going to be a good year for cons, but I really wanna cosplay Switch

covid19, frivolity but not joking 

There is a very low chance that I can make it to the end of the stay-at-home order before I break down and give myself bangs. Please send yr prayers

covid; HRT; shittoot 

It took me 42 years before I grew this curve, and now you want me to flatten it?!

butts mention (G rated) 

your butt
is a muscle
the size
of your butt

This is a super lazy look (I didn’t even shave this morning) but I think it turned out surprisingly cute (and unsurprisingly queer)!

(eye contact)

I did a bunch of picrew creators and I’ve come to the conclusion that my aesthetic is Black Metal Gadget Hackwrench

(illustration, side-eye)

uspol shitpost 

more like Jeans; No-Rogan, amirite

uspol, brocialism, swearing 

Joe fucking Rogan? Fucking really?

medical (very mildly –) 

at least I have my schedule figured out, I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️

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medical (very mildly –) 

me: ugh, why do I feel so queasy and tired and sad today
moon: 🔜 🌑
me: …OH, RIGHT.

(Everyone else in the Gayhold is currently sitting in the living room, playing Stardew Valley on their respective devices.)

roommate: Does anybody know what I need to build a chest?
me: Progesterone.

The Expanse (non-diagetic; non-spoiler) 

We’ve been binging The Expanse here in the Gayhold, with captioning turned on, and one of the episodes we watched tonight included the best subtitle ever:

[investigatory synth music]

If that hasn’t become an established microgenre by the end of the year, I don’t know what the internet is even for.

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