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it is over twenty-four hours until my date and this is, frankly, homophobic

Hey now, you're a big shot, you think you're so big
Well I'm Ozymandias and look what *I* did

All that's left there is sand
Only shooting stars light the land

Somebody once told me
There's a statue in the Gobi
That's mostly gone from over the knees
Visage lying in the sand
With a sneer of cold command
Cuz the sculptor knew how to please

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Empires falling and statues crumbling
Check out the words he left behind
On the statue in the desert that nobody can find:

baggage unpacking, self-image, and attraction (+) Show more

baggage unpacking, self-image, and attraction (~) Show more

baggage unpacking, self-image, and attraction (~) Show more

I know I should hold off for a professional but I am strongly considering taking the clippers to the side of my head today

dating, mh (– but joking but not joking) Show more

dating, mh (– but joking but not joking) Show more

mildly suggestive (PG) selfie; eye contact Show more

my favorite part of Duolingo is when it instructs me to write things like „Nejsem muž, ale žena!“

Any of y’all planning to go to CONvergence/#CVG2019 in Minneapolis next month?

nobody made out with me yesterday and I’m not entirely sure if that’s homophobic or transphobic but either way it’s not okay

Current mood: crushing hopelessly at first sight on the tallest girl on our host league.

when you’re spending out of town coaching you pull out all the stops and rock a full look (eye contact)

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MSP Social.net

A community centered on the Twin Cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul, Minnesota, and their surrounding region.

An alternative to social networks that connected people in the region that have either died away or driven people off with unethical or anti-social policies.

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