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My friend: "Maybe later let’s go out to a park and set up a whole lot of tables and then flip them over one by one."
Me: "What if there was a table so big, even God couldn't flip it?"
Also Me: "My current rage level is capable of flipping five of those God-proof tables."

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Looking to replace police force with people that have worked a service desk in retail for 2+ years and have successfully not punched a Karen.

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Hey folks, as I've struck out into the fediverse, it strikes me that I haven't redone

So, I'm Paul. The Cookie Brigade calls me Mom. I'm a java dev for my day job. In my spare time, I stream in the mornings at , I work on board game ideas, and I chase down whatever interests me at the time. Currently I'm trying to make a mead that resembles a chocolate chip cookie. We'll see how that goes.

Continued sickness 

Feel better than I did yesterday, simply because I was able to sleep for most of the night, uninterrupted. Really hoping I'll be able to travel on Wednesday.

C'moooon, clean test.


My body is producing mucus and I'm just trying to get rid of it as soon as possible. BLECH.

Spend four hours plugging away on my resume and cover letter for a single job. Seems like a good use of time.

a few years ago, i started thinking "you know, it would be pretty cool if somebody took seriously the idea that G-d has no gender and came up with a third-gender system in Hebrew and used it to make a de-gendered siddur. i would love to see what that looks like"

and then i was introduced to the Nonbinary Hebrew Project and i was like "wow! i hope somebody uses this to make a siddur! that would be really neat!"

and then i was like "...oh, i'm somebody, huh"

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Started tearing up the basement today in preparation for putting down stone tile instead of carpet.

I know it'll be colder in the winter, but it will also be cleaner because I hate vacuuming and don't mind sweeping.

Email: "Get the best deal on smart appliances!"

The best deal on smart appliances is not getting them because they are poorly designed and maintained.

Go to local LAN party, forget the cardinal rule of blanket the monitors to prevent scratches. Sit down, and hear the unmistakeable sound of pants seam ripping. Would like a do-over on the day.

Shout-out to grandma in the front row at the sumo match, knitting like crazy. That's awesome.

Screaming "fuck" at the top of my lungs because I'm home alone and angry at the selfishness of others.

asking again - it's yours, hell I'll even pay u.s. shipping. free bottle of Spiro, DM me.

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Did I mention I got a booster? I got a booster. HYPE FOR SIX MORE MONTHS OF WINTER PANDEMIC BAYBE

It’s time again to board the @DesertBus for Hope and raise some money for @CPCharity!

I’ll be on the Night Watch shift from 6pm to midnight Pacific time for the next week, starting tonight and rolling on until y’all stop donating!

highs and lows 

Feelin really good, got the Cookie Brigade on the map at PAX Unplugged, got approved by Aramark.

So, naturally, I just got news my stepdad's got COVID. Fuuuuck.

Got the crockpot full of cider and spices. Because it's that time of year.

Please boost that I just got my COVID vaccine booster.

Hey, just hoping everyone out there is having a good one today. Take care of yourselves. That's all.

food, blood 

Eating breakfast and I bit my tongue so hard I drew blood. Ow, dammit.

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A community centered on the Twin Cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul, Minnesota, and their surrounding region. Predominantly queer with a focus on urban and social justice issues.