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Why "stelepami"? 

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Procraftination: Engaging in hobby crafts as a form of procrastination.

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Oh no I sat down and now I might never get up again. :doggoblob: + ๐Ÿ›‹ = :oh_no: :oh_no_bubble:

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The perennial toot.
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:oh_no: :oh_no_bubble:

Thank you, and good night. *takes off guitar, holds it up, then bows and leaves the stage*

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๐ŸŽถ Early one morning the sun was shining
I was laying in bed
Wondering if she'd changed it all
If her bra was still red ๐ŸŽถ

๐ŸŽถ Her folks they said our lives together
Sure was gonna be rough
They never did like
Mama's homemade dress
Bra access wasn't good enough ๐ŸŽถ

๐ŸŽถ And I was standin' on the side of the road
Rain fallin' on my boobs
Heading out for the east coast
Lord knows I've paid some dues
Feelin' raw
Tangled up in bra ๐ŸŽถ

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:welp: I just got extremely tangled up trying to take off my own bra and I think this means several things:
1) Bras are evil
2) I need to think up more lyrics so I can write a Bob Dylan parody "Tangled Up In Bra"
3) I need to go to bed

Are we sure today isn't Tuesday? It feels like a Tuesday.

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Mmm... you'd better believe that today I was practically bisexual.

Exercise brag, and happy mental health! 

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COVID-19, irresponsible socializing 

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sex things are called 'steamy' on account of how when you get horny, you go 'awoogah' and steam shoots out of your ears

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Eat the rich, COVID-19 

Pet health 

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Iโ€™ve not seen these two this close ever ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Must be getting chilly. #catsofmastodon

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Okay, "mullet bad" is boring, time for the new one

Pompadours are just backwards mullets

The number of people around Lake of the Isles is scary.

I understand the impulse, believe me! It's gorgeous out.

But I am resisting that impulse.

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Izzy is doing the silly tall-dog thing where she sits her butt on the couch but puts her front feet on the floor.

Alas, I couldn't get a good angle for the picture.

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