stelepami @stelepami@mspsocial.net

Star Wars name algorithm:
1st 3 letters of your last name
+ 1st 2 letters of your first name
+ 1st 3 letters of your mother's maiden* name
+ 1st 2 letters of the closest city/town to where you were born
You may remove up to one letter.

*This is how I learned it in 7th grade/1998. Use the last name of a parent, relative, or chosen family. Can be the same or different from your own last name.

Procraftination: Engaging in hobby crafts as a form of procrastination.

Oh no I sat down and now I might never get up again. + 🛋 =

The perennial toot.
😴
🛋 ≠ 🛏

Thank you, and good night. *takes off guitar, holds it up, then bows and leaves the stage*

🎶 Early one morning the sun was shining
I was laying in bed
Wondering if she'd changed it all
If her bra was still red 🎶

🎶 Her folks they said our lives together
Sure was gonna be rough
They never did like
Mama's homemade dress
Bra access wasn't good enough 🎶

🎶 And I was standin' on the side of the road
Rain fallin' on my boobs
Heading out for the east coast
Lord knows I've paid some dues
Feelin' raw
Tangled up in bra 🎶

I just got extremely tangled up trying to take off my own bra and I think this means several things:
1) Bras are evil
2) I need to think up more lyrics so I can write a Bob Dylan parody "Tangled Up In Bra"
3) I need to go to bed

Are we sure today isn't Tuesday? It feels like a Tuesday.

Izzy and I walked 4.21 miles today! Yayyyy!

Must walk dog! This is the most important thing I can do for my mental health every day.

So glad that people are taking this seriously. Or not. I get that it's hard to deal with cooped up kids. That sounds tough.

But adult-type dudes playing basketball at the park? With more folks playing per side than is normal*? And more folks standing together on the sidelines? So immensely selfish.

*I dunno, 5? 6? I haven't watched basketball since the boys in my high school got third in the state my senior year.

Crumbs in my cleavage.

My dog's vet is in A Super Rich Neighborhood (I used to rent in a large apartment building on the edge of it).

I'm so glad to see that lawn care is an essential job. Leaf-blowing (🤬) dude had his lawn care truck parked outside.

And dry cleaning! Can't live without dry cleaning! There was dry cleaning hanging on a door. (This is not coronavirus-specific behavior, people in that neighborhood get dry cleaning and laundry dropped off and picked up on the regular.)

And shortly after this I stopped paying attention to her and she came over bleeding out of her nose.

$80 later, the vet said it could be that she sniffed something pokey but it *could* be the start of something Bad. So if it happens again, especially if it happens from the same nostril, it's probably Very Bad.

The number of people around Lake of the Isles is scary.

I understand the impulse, believe me! It's gorgeous out.

But I am resisting that impulse.

Sunshine Izzy!! #MastoDogs

Izzy is doing the silly tall-dog thing where she sits her butt on the couch but puts her front feet on the floor.

Alas, I couldn't get a good angle for the picture. #MastoDogs