I once moved to a different country to live with my then girlfriend—only for her to say “no” when I arrived at the doorstep.
I once (accidentally) set fire to the carpet in my bedroom because I was trying to make a scented candle out of a perfume bottle and some wick.
I once bought a decahedron dice just so I could answer a question on OkCupid with yes.
I once dated a woman that used a Windows Phone.