Pinned post
Pinned post

a knife for all the moods, all 5 of them. :knife_lgbt: , :knife_agender: , :knife_bi: , :knife_nb: , :transknife:
i acknowledge no other moods than these 5

Pinned post
Pinned post

real talk:
climate change is serious, and we need to take serious, large-scale action to mitigate it.
when i say :bancars: , this is shorthand. but: don't be stressing about your personal issues, *like that guardian article says*, addressing climate change is about society-wide choices. and as a society, we have chosen cars to transport us. this is not about you, or your job, or your kids.
reliance on personal automobiles needs to stop at the society level. this is not about you.

Pinned post

if you light fireworks bigger or louder than sparklers the unfollow button is free and available for use

i enabled voicemail and it has old voicemails and there's no year listed in the date. :battery_empty:

yelling 

STOP IT, YOU FUCKWIT, IT IS THREE IN THE GODDAMNED MORNING and i have FUCKING ptsd from the FUCKING protests last month GO TO BED

Show thread

extremely banal computer gripe 

windows changed the calcualtor button on the taskbar and i do not like it

hopefully enough fuckos have passed out by now so i can go do the same.
did not expect this to be the summer i got back on the 'staying up until 3am' horse but here we are.
gehhhhh

geh i wanna break from vacuum but it's still happening out there and will be for another 2 hours at least

Show thread
first year i have felt actively hostile about fireworks . growing up!

why do I even have sweat glands in the underboob area. they're not useful!

I had some very important laying on the floor to get done.

the patriarchy means that because my voice doesn't have signs of testosterone exposure, when I refer to "my girlfriend" the phone rep on the other end calls her "my friend", and that's fucked up

tbh its really fucking rude that i continue to be confined to this plane of existence tethered by a mortal vessel from which i cannot escape

I think one of the secrets to my basil plant is that its plant stand is also a speaker. you know how plants like music? this is one of those 4 foot high speakers.

another fine day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. people keep asking me if the can fuck the flag. “this whole thing smacks of gender,” i holler as i tip the barbecue over, and turn the fourth of july into the fourth of shit

mental health 

ok my 4th of july night plan is to close the shades, put on some kind of video game streaming, and vacuum the whole place tip to tail. probably this will be loud and noisy enough to prevent me from having a panic attack all night???

Show more
MSP Social.net

Hometown is adapted from Mastodon, a decentralized social network with no ads, no corporate surveillance, and ethical design.