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bisexual as in only attracted to bicycle riders

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a knife for all the moods, all 5 of them. :knife_lgbt: , :knife_agender: , :knife_bi: , :knife_nb: , :transknife:
i acknowledge no other moods than these 5

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real talk:
climate change is serious, and we need to take serious, large-scale action to mitigate it.
when i say :bancars: , this is shorthand. but: don't be stressing about your personal issues, *like that guardian article says*, addressing climate change is about society-wide choices. and as a society, we have chosen cars to transport us. this is not about you, or your job, or your kids.
reliance on personal automobiles needs to stop at the society level. this is not about you.

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:pirate_flag: stolen from someone who didn't add alt text 🐘

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Every so often I remember that Potoooooooo was actually the name of a 19th-century racehorse, and the world gets a little brighter.

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i guess nfts are the logical endpoint of conspicuous consumption, where the thing being consumed is so secondary to the act of consumption that it literally ceases to exist

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Two more notes re: media captions:

1st: Mastodon supports descriptions on audio and video as well as on static images and animated GIFs. Describing nonrepresentational and nonverbal art (e.g. instrumental music) can be difficult, but even a vague description can still give context to a post and its replies.

2nd: a number of semi-standardized custom emojis - e.g. :help_describe: :describe_me: :describe_me_outlined: - exist to say, "I can't describe this, please help". Which a lot of us want to.

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Hot investment tip: If you don't own any assets, you can't be ruined by your assets plunging in value

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wrong: "It is important to note,"

right: "It is important to not."

candy take 

m&ms taste like dust and cocoa flavoring. why do they even exist

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i haven't seen the new design for the green m&m yet. but rest assured that whatever it looks like, i am getting ready to claim, based on no reasoning whatsoever, that it is homophobic

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food & walking poll 

We might have asked this before, but: do you have a grocery store you can reasonably get to without a bicycle or motor vehicle?

- πŸŽ’ πŸ’­ πŸ›’

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Blahaj is now available for your blobby emoji needs at heatherhorns.com/blobhaj.zip !

Thanks to the amazing commissioner, these are all free for use. Also in telegram sticker form at t.me/addstickers/blobhaj

(If you want your own, I'm open for commissions!)

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wildlife 

There's a downy woodpecker (Picoides pubescens) that's been visiting the suet feeder outside my window lately, and it's been the only bird for weeks here for some reason. Heard a noise just now and looked outside expecting to see the little guy. But NO. Instead it's what looks like a legitimately obese Red-bellied Woodpecker (Melanerpes carolinus). The chonkiest bird I've ever seen. We're talking Woody Woodpecker meets Goots. My day is so much better now, thank you spherical bird friend!

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i WILL miss what's happening. i WILL NOT try the app

"minting" an nft of this idea for a bit, the ledger is this post, I've minted it on the pinechain. if you want to have the nft of this idea for a bit you can pay me in cash. bids now open

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hey

hey!!

has anyone done the "I got an nft of the Brooklyn Bridge" bit yet

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there's a group of people who clearly see cities as just a fun place for them to play in their 20s and then settle in the suburbs with their spouse and kids and are not interested in their community at all and they suck

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going to the post office tomorrow, if anyone wants a little polymer desk toy they're up at https://www.skull.supply/

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