hello i am on a long car journey with my dear sweet partner and his back is hurting and i want to tell him some good jokes to distract him. please send me some good jokes to tell him

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what's the difference between a cat and a semicolon? 

@seafrog

one has claws at the end of its paws, and the other's a pause at the end of a clause

what's the difference between a cat and a semicolon? 

@t54r4n1 "that's good. that's really good. bonus points if you work a semi-colon into that sentence"

what's the difference between a cat and a semicolon? 

@seafrog one's got claws at the end of its paws;;; the other's a pause at the end of a clause 🙇

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