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I'm just going to start assuming that every car and every drive is for recreational purposes only. like how people assume that about my bike.

oh, stopping by the gas station? you must be headed out for a long drive along the north shore this weekend, have a good time
do you drive a hot rod or a classic car?

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going in for an oil change? wow your hobby is time consuming, woww

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oh you drove here today? hmm okay but where did you park I don't see your bike on the rack oH you DROVE oh wow okay

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I noticed you're driving in like, all the time. I have an older bike I'm thinking of moving on... make room for the next one yknow? so... let me know if you're interested

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[for the record, yes, i have gotten multiple people at multiple workplaces soliciting me to buy their old shitty cars off them. in real life.
these posts are all Based On A True Story]

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@t54r4n1 i mean, unlike my bike at least, most cars have entertainment systems and builtin, so, yeah, standing in a traffic jam, while listening to some cool jams? must totally be their jam.

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