Shorty Bulwark @wintersonata@mspsocial.net

the bag that our Thai food came in but also my 1920s gangster name

don't talk to me or my 7 unfinished beverages ever again

wow, i'm so excited to start a new game! wahoo! can't wait!
[CHOOSE CHARACTER NAME.]
uhhhhhhhhhhh *paces around for 5 hours*

I'm so sorry

the music profs have dubbed seeing everyone's faces at once on Zoom "the Brady Brunch thing"

"i'm making a simple mac and cheese," she said, setting out dijon mustard, 3 kinds of cheese, ghost pepper, and those French fried onions that usually go on top of green bean casserole

I created a logic puzzle for my 7yo nephew last week (after promising to since Xmas), mailed it to him with "sorry for the delay!" and just got this response.

and also with you

Sometimes I worry for the people of Stardew Valley #carpsalad

anyway i'm watching pokemon for some mental escape from covid-hellworld but this is not really doing the trick

next you'll be telling me that Meowth doesn't even have a Brooklyn accent in the original Japanese voice acting

you know how the very foundation of everything you know to be true is suddenly shaken from beneath your feet?? anyway this is the japanese pokemon opening theme, which i have just heard for the very first time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-lEahV5Q_o

subterranean homestuck blues, send tweet

i found ANOTHER shared outfit in that same tennis scene with the squiggly-navy-collar blouse! it's the pink and purple dotted outfit, seen here in two different eps of poirot. oh, would that this were 2007 and i would just plop my findings on my famous blog, andrea-obsesses-over-poirot-clothes @ wordpress dot com

i do this little "good GRIEF!" eyebulge whenever people say something stupid at meetings, and now i get to watch my Zoom reflection do it in real time. it's great/weird

it finally happened: Buddy clambered cutely up his cat tree in the background of a Microsoft Teams check-in with my boss, eliciting a squeal of delight

me, who played Stardew Valley once last year: i better learn about gardening bc hashtag hellworld, let's see how long onions take to grow, i bet it's like a mon-- THREE YEARS???!?!

https://saltinmycoffee.com/how-to-save-onion-seeds/

tried to explain social distancing to the cat; i don't think the message got across

moment of zen: chatting with the POC grocery store clerk about her family fave anti-cold/cough beverage -- a smoothie with lime, onion, and cinnamon, and lots more -- and watching the eyebrows of the white lady behind me in line

I'm on @earthtopus 's brother's porch watching jeopardy thru someone's curtain-less living room window, get on my level