Shorty Bulwark @wintersonata@mspsocial.net
snack enthusiast, cat rumpler, amateur bot mother. she/her. 
married to that guy with the cephalopod avatar.
Joined Dec 2018
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send nudes*
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the bag that our Thai food came in but also my 1920s gangster name
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wow, i'm so excited to start a new game! wahoo! can't wait!
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uhhhhhhhhhhh *paces around for 5 hours*
this is, of course, complicated by the cat napping on the unmade bed
there's a fine line between 2000s screamy post-hardcore pop punk that makes you want to drink coffee and make the bed and do stuff -- or lapse into a kind of upbeat melancholy with a great bassline -- and i am desperately trying to flip the table
random visitor whom i found paperwork for in <60 seconds: "Wow! You're competent!"
me: thx 😬
the look on my cat's face when i get the vacuum cleaner out. like "surely it can't be time for this shit *again*?" i feel you, bud
i'm having the opposite of a Proust moment, where i am struck by a memory and have no ability to chomp down on the specific food that caused the yearning - the food in question being the chorizo breakfast burritos from DJ's mini mart on the corner of Branciforte & Water St 💔
it's full spectrum cheer-inducing sun lamp season, motherfuckers
my "it's not what it looks like, i just spilled carrot soup in the kitchenette" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered b--
fun fact: when shadowfax kicks denethor in the head, he, shadowfax, legally becomes king of gondor
what's your favorite scene in the LOTR trilogy and why is it the lighting of the beacons of Amon Dîn
okay, back on my ABBA bullshit, and two questions - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4QqMKe3rwY
1) who's the poor intern who had to haul a portable organ/piano up a mountain?
2) what the fuck is up with the giant snowman?
mh
had a nice first therapy session, and immediately afterwards i drank a glass of water, breathed deeply, and slow-mo opened all the curtains in the house like a woman in a prozac commercial. disgusting
Shorty Bulwark
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I have come up with a way of transmitting encoded messages via crackle weaving. For n characters, you need 5*N + 1 total threads, and you can generate a small textile that should be:
- Strong enough to withstand daily use
- Not obviously an encoded message
- Damn near impossible to decode without a draft
- Tedious to decode even with a draft
This one says "This is stupid"
mousing over clickbait links to view the URL is the best thing i've started doing this year. really saves you time when the link for "This One Crazy Exotic Ingredient Will Change Your Life!" turns out to read like
"...2020/09/17/what-is-tofu.html"
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every AAA game with a sad dad protagonist spends literally millions on cutscenes to make me care about him but then pokemon just has a text box like "your soccer rabbit trusts you to fight with her" and i start crying instantly
CHIQUITITA YOU AND I KNOWWWW...!
HOW THE HEARTACHES COME AND THEY GO AND THE SCARS THEY'RE LEAVING
YOU'LL BE DANCING ONCE AGAAAAAAAAIN AND THE PAIN WILL EEEEND
YOU WILL HAVE NO TIME FOR GRIEVINGGGGG
there's nary a botched appliance delivery appointment that can't be cured with the entire ABBA discography, is what i've always said
me: the football channel just used the intro for 98 Degrees' 2000 hit "Give Me Just One Night (Una Noche)" for their segue into commercial break, but i have nobody to talk to on social media about it :(
A: congratulations, you're old
snack enthusiast, cat rumpler, amateur bot mother. she/her. married to that guy with the cephalopod avatar.
Joined Dec 2018
