Shorty Bulwark @wintersonata@mspsocial.net

"Please remove any metallic items you're carrying, keys, loose change...... Holy shit! "

send nudes*

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the bag that our Thai food came in but also my 1920s gangster name

wow, i'm so excited to start a new game! wahoo! can't wait!
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uhhhhhhhhhhh *paces around for 5 hours*

yesterday marked our 5th lotr marathon of quarantine. it's a handy way to pass the time.
(from the other room) "we're not at helm's deep yet, are we?"
"nah he's doing his smeagol speech"

*looks at couple* so which of you is the toccata and which is the fugue
cc @earthtopus

it's a new semester and the beginner guitar teacher's in the non-soundproofed room next door, so you know what that means: SMOOOOOOOKE ON THE WAAAAAAATERRR 🎸 🤟

i've begun taking my adhd meds in memorable ways in the morning so i'm not seized with "oh fuck did i take my pill" at 1 in the afternoon. now it's "yeah, you did, remember? you moved the cat out of the way so you could drink water directly from the sink like an animal"

I need to make an "Am i pegnate?? / Am i gregnant?" -style compilation for all the different ways I get "repertoire." Today's specials: "repotoire", "repetoir", "repitor"...

"A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there......... is a choice I leave to you."

"I used to eat there. Really good noodles."

"I think we can handle one little girl."
"No, Lieutenant, your men are already dead."

"You know what it reminds me of? Tasty Wheat. Did you ever eat Tasty Wheat?"

"Please remove any metallic items you're carrying, keys, loose change...... Holy shit! "

wow! such dedication

cinematic mastery

time for our monthly lotr rewatch. hollywood really is incredible

buddy, doing his best "deer hit by a car" impression (he is perfectly fine, just posed like a weirdo)

I was going to construct a toot about crock pots as quick-turnaround time capsules, but I got caught up reading about One Froggy Evening and I lost the thread. Anywho, I'm making beef stock overnight and then pot roast during the workday 🥩🥣🍲

you know that part in fantasy movies where they stab the possessed queen's heart and all this malevolent goo comes gushing out? i just cleaned the innermost filter of our vacuum and i........ need a moment

yesterday i ignored my underlying stress by crafting and playing video games and eating. and then i trimmed my split ends!

and now i am ignoring my underlying stress by crafting and playing video games and eating... and i feel marginally better about my hair 💇‍♀️

this week, i had my height measured against a doorframe for the very first time in my life (!!!) by @earthtopus. i am pleased to report that despite what the whale in the children's section of the Monterey Bay Aquarium may attest, i am actually 5'5 1/4". i ought to update my driver's license.

summer months: that house across the street is bouncing sunlight directly into my eyeballs D:

winter months: that house across the street is bouncing sunlight directly into my eyeballs :D

i know what BIPOC really stands for, but my dumbass speed-reading brain always goes "wow, an acronym just for me" 🇵🇭