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People are always dunking on gender reveals,
but mine killed the dinosaurs so,

you’re welcome

i remain mushy-brained from these painkillers that is all

injury (burns), transit, thunderstorms Show more

injury (burns), transit, thunderstorms Show more

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Someone on Etsy reworked old Soviet propaganda posters to be about cats. It's pretty great.

I had such plans for this evening and here we are, frozen Trader Joe's spanakopita, just you and me.

The sun's out again and I'm kinda hammered. AN AUGUSTMONDAY IN THE MIDWEST AMIRITE

So much for getting things done tonight. This is gonna be a two-cocktail severe thunderstorm warning at a minimum, judging from radar.

I got as far as the bar and decided the coming storm is stronger than my will to get home.

food, cooking, slight disasters Show more

food, cooking, slight disasters Show more

uspol, arts criticism Show more

uspol, arts criticism Show more

This is how we sleep now, I guess.

It's Warren's world. I'm just living in it. Truly.

I downloaded the electric scooter apps because someday I'm going to be desperate.

Let's declare independence and make this the portrait on one of our banknotes, okay? Okay!

I don't know if I've shared this hilarious photo of Warren yet. I want to commission it as a painting.

childhood, facebook, ick Show more

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A community centered on the Twin Cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul, Minnesota, and their surrounding region.

An alternative to social networks that connected people in the region that have either died away or driven people off with unethical or anti-social policies.

MSP Social is a noncommercial community service, hosted and administered by @lawremipsum. Users should not feel obligated to contribute financially to the project. But contributions to defray server costs and/or for possible future expansion are welcome at Patreon, Liberapay or via PayPal to lawremipsum at gmail.

We financially support local community-oriented organizations. Currently, we support WedgeLive, Streets MN, Grease Rag and The MN Tool Library. Future support of community-oriented organizations will be determined by accountholders, donors and the admin, and is likely to be focused on groups that advance the values of the donors and encourage underrepresented voices in community and urban planning spheres.

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