I've accomplished so many things already today but I had to get up at 4:45 a.m. to do them so basically everything is a haze of sleepy resentment.
@yeahno my grandfather got me up to go fishing at some ungodly hour like this when I was a kid and I could never understand how one could derive enjoyment from the exercise.
@lawremipsum I only enjoy it when it means I'm heading to the airport to go somewhere glamorous. Instead, I got blood drawn and edited an HTML newsletter template. So… I'm on the verge of arson (as per usual).
@lawremipsum Also, omg fishing is so relentlessly boring. And now I've completely disqualified myself from ever holding statewide office (haha i crossed that line a long long long time ago).
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