Here's a photo I found of my Grandma Mildred (left) throwing some pretty good shade at my Grandma Alice.

Here's something I found on Etsy.

Oh, Flannery. You were so great.

Juvenile, lewd Show more

After he has doubled in size, bake your Warren until golden brown. Then it’s time to take him out of the oven, cool him off and brush him with butter.

I like it when Warren decides to hang out with me rather than doing something else that I know interests him a great deal. We’re camping out in the bedroom while our delightful cleaner, Lindsay, scrubs the apartment down. Typically, Warren likes to help/investigate everything. Not today. He picked me today.

This is my Facebook profile photo right now and it’s perfect.

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Here’s an animated gif of Warren doing important Warren stuff (with Ben’s legs in the background).

Warren! The! Cat! He’s basically a weighted blanket and white noise machine in one.

Welp. My first drink since July 31. My nutritionist would tsk-tsk but it’s delicious and I’ve had a hard month and it’s $13.50 so I’m not having a second.

Facebook seldom has good memories. This was a good one from two years ago: "I know it's autumn because I'm covered in cats."

I went to a paper store and bought v hi-quality notebooks and now am having Nando’s Peri-Peri.

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A community centered on the Twin Cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul, Minnesota, and their surrounding region.

An alternative to social networks that connected people in the region that have either died away or driven people off with unethical or anti-social policies.

MSP Social is a noncommercial community service, hosted and administered by @lawremipsum. Users should not feel obligated to contribute financially to the project. But contributions to defray server costs and/or for possible future expansion are welcome at Patreon, Liberapay or via PayPal to lawremipsum at gmail.

We financially support local community-oriented organizations. Currently, we support WedgeLive and Neighbors for More Neighbors. Future support of community-oriented organizations will be determined by accountholders, donors and the admin, and is likely to be focused on groups that advance the values of the donors and encourage underrepresented voices in community and urban planning spheres.

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