@t54r4n1 which reminds me of my favorite Ina Garten/Barefoot Contessa meme

There was a man on campus who was yelling about God and stuff and now I'm wondering if I should go, like, scream out cookie recipes and how my life was changed by browned butter, that others might come to know for themselves the grace and light I have experienced.

@lawremipsum Uh… brb totally building an altar to Mother Mozzarella, who nourishes us all, to Daughter Tomato, who brightens our senses and spirits, and to the Holy Basil Spirit, who breathes life into all she touches.

@lawremipsum Yes, good, and also a ball of fresh mozzarella with a basil dipping sauce and then it's my new restaurant, Hand Fruit Caprese!

Or a tomato covered in layers of mozzarella and basil like a scotch egg!

USPol, Warren, Pleading Reform 

USPol, Warren, Pleading Reform 

USPol, Warren, Pleading Reform 

USPol, Warren, Pleading Reform 

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People are always dunking on gender reveals,
but mine killed the dinosaurs so,

you’re welcome

i remain mushy-brained from these painkillers that is all

injury (burns), transit, thunderstorms 

injury (burns), transit, thunderstorms 

injury (burns), transit, thunderstorms 

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