In Warren's defense, it is less than an hour before dinner. It's a behavioral free for all and I know that.

<- although as I typed this, guess who hopped into my lap and smacked the glasses of my face

"He's one of those food-obsessed ginger toms that you absolutely cannot reason with." —someone describing their cat except that this is clearly about Warren

I'd have more sympathy if the clearest pavement I walked on wasn't the goddamn roadway.

58 minutes ago. I left my apartment 58 minutes ago and am only now getting on a bus.

@lawremipsum excellent. I should draft the same. Maybe while I wait 30 minutes for the next bus to show up. I would just like to get to work in less than 120 minutes.

*gives up on metro transit and walks to Saint Paul, besting the time of any available bus route*

@lawremipsum Maybe the Ls on weather maps don't stand for "low pressure" but rather "lies."

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Warren is testing whether or not the treats might be awarded proportionally, I guess.

This? This is a treatless table kitty. Do not pity him, for he knows the price of his table brashness.

"Only floor kitties get treats! Table kitties don't get treats!" —me, daily, as I shove a cat paw away from my plate

@sporks "Oh. I thought because you didn't use the Eszett that you were Swiss. Huh. My mistake. Entschuldingung."

@sporks Also, I'm totally stopping there when I'm in Washington in April and ordering with an outrageous German accent and complain that they use "ss" instead of "ß" in "grosser."

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A community centered on the Twin Cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul, Minnesota, and their surrounding region.

An alternative to social networks that connected people in the region that have either died away or driven people off with unethical or anti-social policies.

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