Get this: Spouse's new job is unionized. They work for a college. The president of the college is gay. The president of their union is gay. Today Spouse was getting coffee, chatting with a lady, & she was like "I'm from VT, my WIFE is from around here" and Spouse was like "oh wow, MY wife lived in VT for several years!"
SOON IT WILL BE ILLEGAL TO BE STR8 MUAH HAH HAHH